• null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
    144·
    2 months ago
    • I want to shit out gold instead of turds
    • sure but that’s not possible
    • yeah but I could be rich
    • ok dumbass
    • thank you, representative speaking on behalf of everyone …
    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldEnglish
      6·
      2 months ago

      what if you only shit a tiny amount of gold, and had to sift that out of daily turdage?

      what percentage would still send you back into gold-panning the turds of what you ate yesterday?

      these are the questions that keep me up at night.

      • null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
        6·
        2 months ago

        Probably not that much I guess.

        I mean if you could net $200 or so per hour of turd sifting I’d be game with the economy the way it is and all.

      • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
        1·
        2 months ago

        are they nuggets/flakes or is the gold homogeneously integrated into the poo such that we’d need a furnace or centrifuge to remove it?

        furnaces that hot are expensive is all. cuts into my gold profits