An image of several screenshots from one of those weird porn videos, but the picture format made it hilarious in a way the video probably wasn’t. Found on 4chan probably 15years ago.

There was a Japanese girl with one leg suspended from a tree with rope, some guys put a comically large plastic syringe of water in her ass, then let her go. In the next frame she was blurry from spinning around. Then she was spinning and spraying water from her ass. Then she was spinning, spraying water, and vomiting.

Not into any of those kinks, but it was the funniest goddamn thing I’ve seen in a long time.

Two videos I’ve spent so much time looking for.

The first one was a girl, early 20s, sitting on an armchair and masturbating with her fingers, she had pubic hair and was either blonde or ginger. She was kind of doing it sneakily, I think it was titled something like “masturbating quietly/secretly to orgasm”. I think she had a blanket on too, her legs up on the armchair and spread so you see everything well from the perspective of the camera.

The second one is an Asian woman using a clear, not glass, dildo while sitting on a stool in a shower or bathroom. Absolutely perfect body and is uncensored. You don’t see her face but it was titled as her being Asian.

That scene where one girl is oiled and massaged by about seven women in “Svenska Erotiska Mästerverk” number something, made sometime around 2000.

Below, illustrative clip from https://www.suicidegirls.com/videos/10863/suicidegirls-uk-holiday-aisline/

Two women chat while walking and one is thanking the other for taking her along to the gym - they proceed to a room with exercise bikes where another woman greets them while riding an exercise bike with a dildo strapped on the saddle. Thankful person is flabbergasted, but told not to be shy.

Waifish, extremely pale girl is getting absolutely railed in the ass, going so hard that her neck is pushed against the ground at what must be a very uncomfortable angle. He then pulls out and shows the gape.

I’ve been able to find bits and pieces but not the full version I watched first. I’d love to know who the actress is and see if she’s done any other similar work.

This one is actually super recent. But it’s basketball related where a black dude is shooting hoops in the backyard, his junk falls out of his athletic shorts and the lady is watching him and I think gets intrigued. Her bf shows up and I think she’s trying to sneakily blow the ball player without her bf noticing. I saw it on the hub at one point then all of a sudden it was gone. I don’t think it was Violet Myers but she kinda reminded me of her?

Beauty Dior in a shower, throwing her ass back hard against a suction dildo stuck to the wall. Lives in my mind rent free but I’m pretty sure it was on a pay walled site that no longer exists.

The one I really want to find was the first every porn I saw, presented by my friend who had just been given a CD full of short vids.

It was three women, with one laying prone facing away from the camera, which was focused on her ass and vagina. The other two were playing with her, one was slowly pushing some sort of hollow-looking dildo into her ass and pulling it out again. During the video, you can slowly see the middle woman’s vaginal lips swell with blood and part as she became more aroused.

I’m on the net since 96 so I’ve kinda learnt to let go. But sometimes I get into a hunting mood and try and track shit down… usually to no avail.
Latest such hunt was a half Korean actress playing a babysitter. The guy is a famous US porn star whose name escapes me (he looks Spanish to me). He plays a widower and the scene opens with him arriving home and getting out of his huge car outside his mansion and the girl is welcoming him like she’s about to leave now that he’s here. They chat kindly, she clearly cares for him and the difficulty of being a widower and offers comfort. The whole thing is very warm and gentle, played straight. She’s just super hot. I seem to recall her name being like a ganja variation or something (like Sativa or something) but that didn’t track. I’ll find her yet.

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I miss a scene from DDF with a Hungarian guy and 2 girls (one of them was Eufrat from met-art who was just supporting).

It was just really hot because the guy came a bit a few times but managed to hold it back until the end of the scene. I’ve been looking for it but I think it’s lost to history :'( I lost it when I deleted the drive it was on, by mistake.

I love that wallpaper. It’s very hot.

The original version of this scene https://www.sexlikereal.com/scenes/time-stops-japanese-lolitas-19992 There is a group of people going after porn companies to try and cut them off from visa and MasterCard and trying to pressure companies to censor porn. The original version of the scene contained “stop time” themes and was removed from the site. An edited version was put back a year later with the story cut out and just the sex remains with huge edit jumps so a 1:22:20 scene became 38:13. There has been a fair bit of porn purged from the internet and censored a few years ago.

It was a video from Xvideos from ages ago (I think before 2010) that ended removed. It started with a woman more less formally dressed with a mid skirt and pantyhose without shoes. She was in a dressing room, picked a pair of stilettos and sat on the floor to try them. Or maybe she was already with one pair or changed to another.

The second pair had an ankle strap with some kind of ornament hanging from the strap to middle of the bridge, it was like pearls or something shiny.

The camera focused on the slow process of slowly putting, strapping and admiring the shoes. She stood up, camera on the floor focusing on the shoes, she moved to show better the other side of the heels. In the background, between her legs was an open door and another woman with high heels appeared.

The new woman made the first one to follow her to the bedroom when started kissing slowly and I don’t remember more because the shoes stopped being the focus and I put the video from the start again.

It was a homemade video, probably shot on a phone. It was of a hetero teen couple on a bed (white, beautiful bodies). They both started with swumsuits on. I distinctly remember the girls blue bikini bottoms. The few words they spoke were in French. It was a long 20-30 minute video. They did all the usual things but looked fantastic doing it. I really enjoyed how “into it” they both were.

Those bikini bottoms really did something for my lizard Brain.

The video disappeared into the xhamster hole.

It’s an image set from the dial up days. The set name was something like vice president of the chess club. It was an asian woman with glasses in a white dress. She went around flashing including some upskirt shots on a set of stairs.