Our team will handle all the paperwork and finer details of filing insurance claims and police reports to provide you a smooth transition of ownership and plausible deniability.
That should be higher up on the page, since that’d be the primary value of that service.
The customer service part… 😂
That should be higher up on the page, since that’d be the primary value of that service.
It’s also the point where it’s blindingly obvious the site is a joke, so I do think it’s best saved for last.