SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 7 months agomuskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rowslemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square294linkfedilinkarrow-up1939arrow-down113
arrow-up1926arrow-down1imagemuskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rowslemmy.dbzer0.comSchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square294linkfedilink
minus-squarertxn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up34·7 months agoI’ve read a story on the forbidden website where a “database” was a single table with a single column holding a single row that contained the actual data as a CSV blob. I’m willing to bet the muskies are not beyond such acts of genius.
I’ve read a story on the forbidden website where a “database” was a single table with a single column holding a single row that contained the actual data as a CSV blob. I’m willing to bet the muskies are not beyond such acts of genius.
It’s terrifying that this is plausible.
We call it New Redis!