Otherwise in rude health after posting best-ever results

Adobe warns it may face massive fines for subscription rules::Otherwise in rude health after posting best-ever results

  • RGB3x3@lemmy.worldEnglish
    22·
    11 months ago

    Can we drop the Adobe executives into the ocean and make them pay for a subscription to a dinghy?

    • rtxn@lemmy.worldEnglish
      16·
      11 months ago

      You’re thinking too small!

      • We sell them a cheaply made dinghy for a one-time payment with a 400% markup (it’s okay, it has AI features)
      • The lifetime license expires in a few days
      • For continued support, we coerce them into a multi-tier subscription
      • Tier 1 gets them access to some tape to fix the inevitable holes
      • Tier 2 gets them a hand-operated pump
      • Tier 3 gets them one (1) oar and a very nice hand-written letter to thank them for their trust and support

      Then I roll up to them in my libre motorboat and chuck them in the ocean because fuck them.