They’re on borrowed time at Dell.

Ahhh. Got it.

Clap. Clap.

There aren’t that many wfh options anymore.

I’d love to be fully wfh, but I’d rather be employed.

Yeah, but where did they go?

Well, next time I’m in Namibia, I’ll have to try their gay sex.

Smug reminder that macOS is best OS

I always liked knowing I could kill it with a press. None of this “asking” to shutdown.

I have windows 3.1 running in an emulator faster than that eras hardware could ever dream. So, gonna have to double disagree.

They should have used a raspberry pi and some emulators in that adorable little case.

That looks so distracting.

My hand aches just reading thing. My brain hurts thinking about reading my illegible handwriting.

While cute, it would be false advertising for a 386.

If it doesn’t have that hard drive crunch to remind me it hasn’t locked up than I’m not interested.

You’d get better performance from an emulator running in a raspberry pi inside that case.

<Obligatory Linux plug>

They never have any male sexbots. 🙄

Where are you, Gigolo Joe?

Isn’t that primarily for painting? Like procreate on tablets?

I’d settle for anything better that GIMP 🤮

Affinity Photo, Affinity Designer, Affinity Publisher

Sorry, no linux versions.