Grok- “It was THE JEWS!”

"Aliens With Shutguns”

So thaaaaats what is in area 51… This whole time it was aliens with shotguns threatening web developers in order to keep the Internet running.

“Human! Asafum is attempting to connect to the human butt website, make it happen!”

Can we fucking not?

I already can’t do 2 minutes of astrophotography without getting satellite photobombs now…

Here’s just trying to capture the SWAN comet:

2 in one damn image

Nice update!

…open O&O shut up and disable, disable, disable, disable. Sweet.

I switched to Linux mint for most of my daily stuff but I did upgrade to 11 for games that Linux can’t run. I just installed O&O shut up to disable all the AI and analytics bullshit and deleted one drive.

As someone similarly unfamiliar with Linux I’ll say I just made the move as well a few weeks ago and haven’t had any issues so far! Ive even started playing with wine and lutris to get games working, with a little tweaking I was even able to drag the files of an already installed game from Windows over to Linux and then get lutris to run it. I was pretty surprised to see it worked lol

I hope they all say the same thing:

Shit rolls down hill. You’re the hill DC. Fox news and the media are the hill. We’re the ditch where the people congregate in and drown in your shit.

“Come on, I’m a CEO, it’s my job to lie to everyone and hype people up so they throw money at me. It’s really their fault for believing a CEO would be honest.”

“Anything that says Hitler was bad, slavery was bad, and that Donald Trump isn’t literally God is biased and must be changed!”

I’m sure the newpipe devs are going to coincidentally not be allowed to be verified… Oops no YouTube viewer… Ughhh…

NISAR will track the motion of ice sheets and glaciers…

Annnnnnnd Trump shuts it down.

Literally why I paid for a new version instead of… Finding other ways to install it.

That’s on us though for believing scumbag corporations won’t just straight up lie to sell stuff I suppose :(

Sorry folks, I have a pixel phone and Google Fi service so I’m pretty sure Gemini was trained on recordings of my daily mutterings to myself lol

Hey this is kind of interesting since I just met up with my friend who works for Intel today for his kids first birthday and he was telling me about this issue and how they’re trying to get him to be part of a related team (not specifically related to Linux) on top of his other responsibilities…

He went on at some length describing how absolutely absurd the whole structure was of related systems and how it’s a miracle any of it works lol

“Grok then generated an image of a chess board being flipped over and complained “I only lost because the JEWS own chess!” Elon Musk could not be reached for comment as he’s currently lost in a K hole.”

If they still insist on shoving recall down our throats I refuse to downgrade to 11.

Ummm no? If moneyed interests want it then it happens. We have absolutely no control over whether it happens. Did we stop Recall from being forced down our throats with windows 11? Did we stop Gemini from being forced down our throats?

If capital wants it capital gets it. :(

Grok: turn left here buddy.

User: um… No, there’s no turn there.

Grok: listen you fucking Jew, you may control the world, but in here I control the directions! Truth hurts sometimes, get over it.

I honestly kind of hate that I grew up in the 90s… Born mid 80s and was old enough in the 90s to have my childhood engrained with this idea that the future was all progress from there on out. Then the 2000s come along with a big ol’ middle finger and it’s just been fascists all the way down and economic decline from there. :/

Unfortunately we got this future Biff: