Immutable, adjective: Unchanging over time or unable to be changed.

From the article: “We want a reliable desktop experience that runs everything, but we’re too lazy to maintain anything. So we automated the entire delivery pipeline in GitHub.”

So, in other words… “Please don’t ever update your system or everything will break”

Thanks! It’s Heavenly Bamboo.

UPDATE: 24 hours after my last email to the landlord, and still no response. Not as satisfying as an acknowledgement that they were wrong (or maybe even… an apology?) but I’m pretty sure that means I’m in the clear, and the plant is safe.

“Your honor, I dig up all my shrubbery every Fall to store in the attic during winter. Then I replant it in the Spring, just as nature intended”

I’ll look into the tenants union.

Agreed.

Wait, there’s a permanent record? WTF, this is news to me.