I am so ready to abandon Windows on my laptop. The only software I need that doesn’t run on Linux or have an equivalent Linux option is Serato DJ Pro. Literally the only thing keeping Windows in the house.

If she doesn’t want it on her it’s going on the floor. I’m not about to risk a child because “it feels better.”

I used to date a girl who took birth control and preferred I just do it inside. But I also know a couple who got pregnant while using birth control.

That relationship didn’t last long.

Maybe Micro$oft should pull themselves up by their bootstraps and cut back on the avocado toast…Cunts.

Every time someone posts a relevant XKCD comic as a response to something, I hate humanity just a little bit less.

I salute you, internet stranger.