Candymanager

Absolutely perfect.

Divine freckles.

Happily

No shit.

I can do a lot more than that.

I don’t think I’m the only one.

Jesus Christ I’m getting hard standing here.

I’m glad you think so too.

Forgive me if this comes off the wrong way but the bit of cellulite really drives me crazy. 🥵

Would love to lie down with my head underneath it.

Yeah, the short one.

L to R, 1 2 3

Yes and that’s not all.

My pleasure.

Stunner.

Abso-lutely.

Yes.

I would too.

Back when my wife and I were still dating, we drank a lot more than we do now, and there was a whole stretch of drunken fucks where I was just fisting the hell out of her. It was awesome. She would wake up sore, hungover, and satisfied.

So sweet of you to share.