I will never ever… hahaha okay you rascal, ya got me! Now get over here and stick that junk in my head-meat haha

Jokes on them I’ve been training ai to seize the means of production

Viber attack, surely

It can tell you lies to questions they ain’t even invented yet

It is your patriotic duty to drive past those AI surveillance cams pressing mad hams

Welp I hope they enjoy the most degen shitposts my dumb brain can come up with

Wow I think I have achieved SOY 😮👉

iambic heptameter ass route

The chief marketing officer for AI, Bill Ofgoods, thinks this is a great idea and the CFO, Peg Inapoke, agrees. Brooklyn Bridge was unavailable for comment

Tired: jihad Wired: Butlerian jihad