Autoerotic asphyxiation

TL: “Fire on the Highfield-music festival Ferris wheel in flames”

That jitter is automatically present because different people will get different search results, so it’s not really intentional or purposeful

Wouldn’t maggot poo or the eventual maggot corpses cause problems?

Yes, but keep in mind:

I can’t read

1 isn’t considered a prime number so three can’t ve constructed from just primes

In reality, updating a database to change the coordinates of a location would not physically move items at the location. Arguably, if they did, no-one would much notice, since everything surrounding them should similarly move simultaneously to its corrected position as well.

That’s very reassuring, guess I can take my ground harness off then

Not if my clones win.

Then I’m the Godking father of the new galactic empire

whoa there pardner

People who write “funny” error messages should be tied to a tree and have old circut boards thrown at their feet

Rare Lego pieces get expensive fast. Some short googling brought up a windscreen that sells for around $190

Didn’t Interspecies Reviewers also do that?

The only games I’ve ever pirated are Sims 4 (I ain’t paying 1000 bucks worth of dlc) and Starfield (I still feel robbed) because Steam just makes buying games at reasonable prices so easy.

The other day I bought RDR2, player it for an hour, didn’t enjoy it and returned it no questions asked

I don’t have OCD but I definitely have this spinning thing. The worst thing is when you’re unsure if you are short a spin or not, it’s like having a sneeze stuck that won’t come out

I found a solution. This should work: dead link

My dog tore up the remote so we were forced to use the roku app to control the tv.

Force your dog to watch ads as a punishment

Oh boy, Promised Neverland again?

I haven’t seen it so I’m not sure if that actual critique of the show or if you’re makinge a pun that Reacher is “reaching” for clues

“G? As in Good God please don’t!”

Damn ngl that thing looks thicc af 🥵💦