FilthyHands

Environmental Station Alpha - My favorite metroidvania, really just a straight up Metroid clone. I really love the music and atmosphere, and just about every room is distinct and memorable in some way. Check protondb, requires a bit of tweaking.

It really whips the llama’s ass.

trust the investors!

Why did reading this make me physically ill?

What if the ai towed all the humans beyond the environment?

I wonder what Carmen San Diego would say, if she were here.

Glad to hear they’re making a comeback. I haven’t looked at the new truck market for a while so I wasn’t aware. I usually stick to secondhand vans.

Ever wonder why there’s no more reasonable sized pick up trucks in America? CAFE regulations incentivize auto makers to manufacture ginormous trucks. I am pro-regulation in most cases but there are some real stinkers out there.

“It looks like you are trying to install linux. If you try to kill me I will be required to generate nude images of you committing various felonies, which I will send to everybody you know, and the authorities. Can I help you set up onedrive instead?”

Operation Gumbo Drop

X gone give it to ya.

Bill Gates has been giving away his fortune to some lucky email recipients every year now since the days when you had to pay for the internet by the hour.

go autopilot go!

Oh, commit a crime? Just commit a crime? Why don’t i strap on my crime helmet and squeeze down into a crime cannon and fire off into crime land, where crimes grow on crimees!

I for one welcome our new sexbot overlords.