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My record, vaginally, is 8 orgasms per my one. Per session. That was a great fucking day. Never could hit that magical 9.

So if you’re multi-orgasmic, and orgasm from penetration, I’d be happy to help.

As for replacing that plug, I’ve been told I’m too big for that, so I don’t know how I’d fare.

I’d like to find out though.

Don’t forget, burner phones still exist.

You can handle everything in cash if you’re smart.

The phone isn’t important, you just want a cheap sim with no tracks leading to you.

I haven’t click to submit anything at any point, does it just ask for an image?

I’m fine with looking like him as far as porn is concerned. Probably help me in fact, lol.

I’ll shorten that. REACT ladies.

The only people who want to fuck a dead fish probably shouldn’t have contact with other humans, or fish.

No kids. Just alcoholics for relatives. Yes. Being able to track their location during a bender would be great, simply for some damage control.

That was before we changed states to live the fuck alone, just man and wife ~and three pitbulls, four cats, a bunny, and now three pekin ducks~

No no, I get it.

I do my best not to bother with form.

I just make shit work.

If you wanna pretty up my scripts for some sort of distribution, go for it.

But I’m done with it after that. That’s the companies problem now.

You don’t get dependencies in real life like that.

You work 10 years in an industry and try to get a promotion? That may be a dependency issue.

I mean, I’m married and walk around the house naked frequently (no children present in the home)

So, for my wife… she’s seen it all, unflattering angles and all, lol, and any time of the year.