I believe it’s called spooning: https://youtu.be/8wUOUmeulNs
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Illogicalbit@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Scientists Debate Humanity’s Response to Possible Intelligent Life Beyond EarthEnglish
14·1 month agoStolen from the internet although I’ve seen a few versions:
Out in space two alien life forms are speaking with each other. The first alien says, “The dominant life forms on the earth planet have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons.” The second alien, who looks exactly like the first, asks, “Are they an emerging intelligence?” The first alien says, “I don’t think so, they have them aimed at themselves.”
Illogicalbit@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•On filing the corners off my MacBooksEnglish
1·3 months agoIf I had a nickel for every time I heard that… well, I’d have at least one.
Illogicalbit@lemmy.worldto
Cybersecurity@sh.itjust.works•LastPass Users Targeted With Backup-Themed Phishing Emails - SecurityWeekEnglish
1·5 months agoHow is lastpass still around?
Illogicalbit@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•The URL shortener that makes your links look as suspicious as possible
43·5 months agoA similar one here: https://phishyurl.com/
Obligatory XKCD: https://xkcd.com/612/
Illogicalbit@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Trump says he plans to put a 100% tariff on computer chips, likely pushing up cost of electronicsEnglish
5·11 months agoThe cover image looks like he’s trying to make farting noises with his mouth. Not that that’s much different than anything else that comes out of it.
Illogicalbit@lemmy.worldto
Cybersecurity@sh.itjust.works•The CVE program for tracking security flaws is about to lose federal fundingEnglish
2·1 year agoHe says the recent news about MITRE’s contract would likely only affect new vulnerabilities. “Historical vulnerabilities should not be affected. It’s important to call this distinction out, as there’s already been some confusion.”
Oh we’re fine then. Nothing to see here. /s
Illogicalbit@lemmy.worldto
Cybersecurity@sh.itjust.works•Payday from hell as several Brit banks report major outagesEnglish
7·1 year agoThat cover image …
No no no, see:
FBI Director Christopher Wray said that his sentence should serve as “a stark warning to all those entrusted with protecting national defense information: betray that trust, and you will be held accountable.”
They mean business! For real this time. No take backs. While supplies last. Void in some states. Not all locations participate. Some restrictions apply.
What would be required for my wife to drink tap water.
Illogicalbit@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Lithium-Ion Batteries Have Gone Too FarEnglish
4·2 years agoRecycle your old batteries https://www.consumerreports.org/home-garden/recycling/yes-you-need-to-recycle-your-old-batteries-a5385943645/
Most batteries—regardless of type—contain toxic chemicals. Think cadmium, lead, lithium, or sulfuric acid. If your old batteries end up in a landfill, pollutants like these can leak out and contaminate groundwater, damage fragile ecosystems, and potentially make their way into the food chain.
Illogicalbit@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Multiple nations enact mysterious export controls on quantum computersEnglish
1·2 years agoSneakers (1992) “no more secrets”: https://youtu.be/F5bAa6gFvLs?si=0OAFE-Pp2_Bc8AI8 Not quantum computing of course but still, a great movie.
Illogicalbit@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•A crushing backlash to Apple’s new iPad adEnglish
12·2 years agoIf advertising is meant to get attention and spark conversation, then goal achieved.
Illogicalbit@lemmy.worldto
Cybersecurity@sh.itjust.works•Passkeys: A Shattered DreamEnglish
18·2 years agoA good read and a validation that it’s frequently a good idea to approach new security technologies with caution. The new hotness isn’t always the best thing.
Illogicalbit@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Menstruation cycle tracking app breached users' privacy, B.C. class-action lawsuit allegesEnglish
68·2 years agoResult: “sorry we shared your personal data, here’s a check for 38 cents. “
Illogicalbit@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•None of these anchors are real: Channel 1 plans for AI to generate news, broadcastersEnglish
7·3 years agoIt’s only a matter of time till someone moves a stock market for profit with a deep fake. If it hasn’t happened already.
You could not have described my exact scenario any better. I’m in the same boat.

Little Bobby Tables?