The current administration has pretty much normalized that one.

Way to go Meta

The top three platforms used by scammers all belong to Meta: Facebook at 57%, Instagram at 22%, and WhatsApp at 8%

🎻

Somehow my brain mirrored the text on the back of the person in the thumbnail to “Police-ish”, as in like police but not quite.

For some, gluten could indeed be punishment.

Little Bobby Tables?

I believe it’s called spooning: https://youtu.be/8wUOUmeulNs

Stolen from the internet although I’ve seen a few versions:

Out in space two alien life forms are speaking with each other. The first alien says, “The dominant life forms on the earth planet have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons.” The second alien, who looks exactly like the first, asks, “Are they an emerging intelligence?” The first alien says, “I don’t think so, they have them aimed at themselves.”

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that… well, I’d have at least one.

How is lastpass still around?

A similar one here: https://phishyurl.com/

Obligatory XKCD: https://xkcd.com/612/

The cover image looks like he’s trying to make farting noises with his mouth. Not that that’s much different than anything else that comes out of it.

https://lemmy.world/post/22143486

From: https://www.forbes.com/sites/kateoflahertyuk/2025/04/16/cve-program-funding-cut-what-it-means-and-what-to-do-next/

He says the recent news about MITRE’s contract would likely only affect new vulnerabilities. “Historical vulnerabilities should not be affected. It’s important to call this distinction out, as there’s already been some confusion.”

Oh we’re fine then. Nothing to see here. /s

That cover image …

No no no, see:

FBI Director Christopher Wray said that his sentence should serve as “a stark warning to all those entrusted with protecting national defense information: betray that trust, and you will be held accountable.”

They mean business! For real this time. No take backs. While supplies last. Void in some states. Not all locations participate. Some restrictions apply.

What would be required for my wife to drink tap water.

Recycle your old batteries https://www.consumerreports.org/home-garden/recycling/yes-you-need-to-recycle-your-old-batteries-a5385943645/

Most batteries—regardless of type—contain toxic chemicals. Think cadmium, lead, lithium, or sulfuric acid. If your old batteries end up in a landfill, pollutants like these can leak out and contaminate groundwater, damage fragile ecosystems, and potentially make their way into the food chain.

Sneakers (1992) “no more secrets”: https://youtu.be/F5bAa6gFvLs?si=0OAFE-Pp2_Bc8AI8 Not quantum computing of course but still, a great movie.