Whistleblower says Wolf in sheep costume just pretending to be a sheep.

A broken clock running 6x its speed will also be correct much more often than a stopped clock.

I really like a song that has intro and outro samples and I wanted to know where they were from, so I googled. Google AI promptly informed me that the song has no samples. Guess that settles that.

I have a short list of local places that hire their own drivers and I refuse to order delivery from anywhere else. I’ll pick it up or just miss it altogether. No need to participate in the enshitification of everything.

Honestly, if they killed them and brought us back to restaurants hiring their own delivery drivers I think we’d be better off.

THE solution.

Edit: just cause I didn’t get on that Tesseract cool kids list; I’m saying we should execute CEOs in the street.

Revolutionary hero**

Not a criminal.

Fucking great.

Hell yeah

Absolutely. I have a friend who lives in a cabin all summer and works remotely the entire time.

In a properly urbanized environment owning a car would be both unnecessary and inconvenient. We should strive to properly urbanize our living areas.

Bringing back true suburbs would be good, too. People living a half hour train journey from the city by high speed rail would mean small walkable islands could form in small towns the way they used to.

To the bike tire point, let’s face it, if we replaced every car with a bicycle we would probably reduce the amount of microplastics by a massive amount because a bike tire could never contain the amount of plastic a car tire does, cars have four and weigh a lot more. It’s incomparable, but you compared it so I had to point that out.

😱 oh no!

Turns out companies would rather reverse planned obsolescence than lose access to an entire geographic market. I wonder what else we could get these capitalist fascists to do if we united and forced them into a corner?

Didn’t they just charge a car in 12 minutes frozen to -20C? Soon this will be a non-issue. The real road block will be stopping these companies from turning electric cars into data-mining, subscription model machines. Laws will need to be passed posthaste.

SpaceX is worth less…

SpaceX is worthless.

FTFY

No, your conservatives are straight Nazis, our liberals are fiscal conservatives. To be fair, both deserve the gallows.

I would have to first have an Amazon app, or account.

Fuck this bill.

Why is our liberal government a fuckass conservative government?

I live in Quebec, my MP masturbates to videos of Donald Trump and times his nut for when Trump makes fun of the handicapped journalist.