While your distinctions are correct in the academic way of referring to things, you are not considering the marketing way of referring to things. Behold, the AI powered rice cooker, powered by a magnet and heat, like every other rice cooker ever (because it works really well)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_HOrMmWoMA

Marketing has decided that anything that does anything is “AI” now. Which is why people are insanely disenchanted with it.

TIL: Mercury is salty about its environment.

No.

Surely nothing will go wrong with THIS corporate owned walled garden.