How bad you want me to buy that MLM stuff?

You really gonna come in here with a “want privacy? Must be because you’re a criminal.”? Get the fuck out.

There’s a reason I tell people that if I ever met God or Santa Claus, of beat their ass for assuming my end of the deal without me.

Super Saiyan 7 is actually invincible.

Yeah! Websites be too needy.

Chime is good with it? I’ve got no worries then!

Can we all just use a “bad browser” that isn’t “as good” as these exploitative mainstream browsers by specifically giving up on websites that require a browser that exploits us? We shouldn’t need to be exploited.

We aren’t fickle. We adhere very strongly to our principles but it’s easier to direct people to a name when they aren’t interested in understanding why.

Remember, if you don’t vote, you’re voting for the bad guy!

Yeah I have no idea what magic he cast.

Gentoo.

I had a friend SSH into my computer once I got it to the bare minimum for that by his instructions and he helped me install it. After that he did some kind of wizardry to have both Gentoo and SUSE both running at the same time without a VM!

Why would they tell their people who aren’t security people to just sit and do nothing?

I think they should stop making up new features and start giving us back all the features they’ve been taking away.

Remember when they were still making features instead of taking them away to artificially limit us? Why does my phone have to snitch to my service provider that I’m using my hotspot instead of my phone? Why can’t I use my wired headphones without a ridiculous hassle anymore? Why is there any price difference between 64gb and 128gb when I can buy a terabyte microSD from microcenter for $12? Surely they’re not using the leverage of their market position to squeeze more money out of the entire population right?

Nononoooo! You gotta triple because double makes it neutral!

People still pay EA money?

EEE

Maybe we should use something better for identity, geez.

Nobody mentioned Guacamelee?

Oh yeah that’s better.