The price of a mcflurry is €4,80. You can buy a magnum scoop ice cream (€5) with twice the volume and greater quality. Also, we have a shitty discount play. So rn, you can buy 2 for the price of 1. So that’s way better than a half-melted mcflurry with barely any chocolate chunks in it.

“If you’re not making a 33% profit, what are you doing it for?” - a quote from the Netherland’s McDonald’s chain owner. He also owns a bright red farari when visiting the drive through. He is a massive leech. Glad to not be working there anymore. The food quality is crap and overpriced.

You’re way better off eating Taco Mundo. Much better ingredients for the same prices. Even a frozen pizza from ristorante is way better than what Mac has to offer. Or Burger Me who actually rewards loyal customers with free burger coupons rather than McD’s sales app. I genuinely do not understand why people still go there. You can make your own burger with better quality and price at home…

Bosch ftw

One of the best in the world. Tastes way better than anything that’s been in a bottle, or tap water in other countries deemed safe to drink.

Kerastase is nice. It’s Spanish I think.

Oliehoorn ftw.

That’s also technology. Used for good and evil.

Thats easy to solve though. It’ll appeal to women if the sexbot can do household chores. Who wouldn’t want a robot maid?

It should be mentioned that most of our genes are essential to existance. We share DNA very living thing. With some more than others.

The plug is removed with the tip of the chimp dong.

Not much more to tell. I suppose it’s worth mentioning that chimps have larger balls, and produce a lot more sperm than humans do. Their swimmers are also stronger and much better at travelling through mucus. This is because humans became serially monogamous, rather than 1 male tops all and leaves his children to figure out how to avoid inscest. Our sperm just isn’t used to competition anymore.

In some animals, including chimps, multiple males will mount a single female. Their sperm competes with each other’s. Chimp sperm is very stick as it forms a sperm plug at the cervix. Chimps also have long, thin dicks to push said plug off, so that his can enter.

Interestingly, it is evolutionarily beneficial for females to be impregnated by older chimps. Which younger males don’t care about ofcourse. They will still bite and mount regardless of what the female wants. Luckily. When she ovulates, her taint swells up. Increasting the distance between the cervix and the opening. Since dick length is determined by age, only the older chimps are succesful in mating.

Humans have relatively not-so-sticky jizz.

Exactly. I just switched to proton mail this week.

Attitudes like what? Are you actually thinking the people who didn’t choose for forced surgery deserve it?

Not that I’ve seen in the comments yet I mean.

It’s kind of strange that people have sexual desires that they don’t want to act upon. How does that happen?

Hey. If you can make bank out of it.

Meanwhile I had an IT guy think I was just being an idiot. He was so confident I hadn’t checked something. Felt good when I showed him where it went wrong.

You know what sucks? Unwanted children.

Thermal protection? Isn’t that permanent?