It’s like when you stop hanging out with your girlfriend in hopes she breaks up with you. Technically you didn’t break up with her.
The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
It’s like when you stop hanging out with your girlfriend in hopes she breaks up with you. Technically you didn’t break up with her.
I feel represented.
Now THIS is pod racing.
Let’s hear it.
“Unprecedented” and “Slammed”
I read those two words in any article and I’m immediately second guessing my will to read more.
Cancer rope-a-doping us with robots and AI.
Kill me snoo snoo bot.
It’s like they want to go out of business
Battle Toads was life.
It’s the only way I can finish.
Omg those look so real. Ugh… The legs are perfect. I hate it. Great job.
That’s hilariously wrong.
Dear H. Ford,
We are sorry to hear that you would like to stay dead. But here at Disney we just love this dying wish for you, your gunna be in India Jones 12. And 13… And…21… And…
Gunna get a Don’t Reanimate sticker on my driver’s license.
Nice try, Spez! Get outta here! Go on, get!
Using pixel 6 pro. It’s fine. I’m happy not to have all the bloated janky apps that come on other phones.
My non-foldable phones seem to break often enough. For the price, I’m not willing to introduce another physical feature to my phone that can break. They are certainly cool though. I’d love to have one. Not willing to risk it for the price.
They destroyed Fitbit. It was just to kill competitors. I’ve had so many issues with Google hardware it’s insane.