Time to make up a conspiracy about key leading figures, and laugh as they disappear each other.

That’s almost as big as my whole life plan…

Now just need one of those headsets that read your vocal cord movements in order to “read your thoughts”, and I can silently make the AI do anything.

Imagine your car bursts into flames, and as you are going for the door, it locks up and you hear: “I’m sorry, but I can’t do that, Elon”.

Disco Elysium Harry Du Boi “Look”, but it’s a woman.

Ahaha YES!

So unfortunate that it had to be this way though, Twitter was the perfect name for such a social media app.

Oh great. They have not even finished conquering the middle east, abd already they are messing with our country.

I needed my face, ID, and username to get unbanned (disco was convinced I’m underage)

You know who stays behind? I’m pretty Liberal, but I won’t stalk you and end your career for misgendering someone, I will just warn you that you are out of line.

Lemmy is a bit closer to center than Reddit.

Also, he does not want to be a Roko basilisk snack

That’s even worse!

We need to be better than Reddit in every way!

They didn’t let me join in the first place lol. They are so weird.

Hmm, you know how the Tarrifs are limiting trade? I don’t want to get political, but when trade slows, that is when it becomes obvious that USA is NOT immune to whatever happens to the rest of the world.

Every pyramid has a foundation.

What can I do then?

No. I had some surprising DMs of people asking me hot things, and one vore rp.

Of all the people, it happened to be someone who likely uses lemmy.

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Talking about it at all, with strangers online, felt surprisingly freeing. I could finally express myself!