A fun handful. What’s there to even complain about?

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I think you’re onto something

I’ve used something called “System UI Tuner” in the past. It does what you ask, in that you can modify which status car icons are shown, amongst other things.

Haven’t tried it recently, not sure it still exists or works with newer versions of Android.

Insert xkcd about 15th format

Didn’t they literally hide under a cardboard box like MGS? haha

A MacBook is very good at what it does. If you tried to spec out a laptop/portable computer for similar tasks, the Mac would be pretty competitive and have longer battery life.

Once you try to do anything that apple didn’t intend for it to do (play games, for example) or if we turn to desktops then the value proposition goes away pretty quickly