How can they tell I’m popping?.. Oh…what if I stopped flushing? So is that why some people don’t flush? They’re trying to be stealthy!

Its sarcastic also. LOL.

Wow, this is fantastic!

They should use sea water. They could pump it on to a channel, use it, then send it to the desert to evaporate there. We could start a sodium economy with all the sodium collected. And the chlorine… Hmm they can pump that into the sea water to kill off the barnacles before they have a chance of sticking to stuff.

If there was no shame in being nude, then there wouldn’t be a problem… Imagine finding out that a guy you know has hundreds of portraits of you. Portraits you were never in! Absolutely not terrifying.

Lol, you don’t love modern cooking… Go to Amazon and buy a new one when the old one burns out?

What to I do? I’m a construction worker. Yeah I work construction. Early in the morning I press this button on my phone to start the robots. Then I run around with this brush and backup vacuum cleaning all the rolling surfaces. Yup, that’s construction alright!

We should all gulp… Could this research benefit non US people only?

Well hurry up!

https://www.npr.org/sections/shots-health-news/2025/04/24/nx-s1-5376473/hhs-restores-funding-for-womens-health-initiative

“A vaccine with no green paint will never straighten its leaves.”

solution that lacks vitality or authenticity can’t truly heal or nurture life. Or, you can’t fix organic problems with lifeless tools.

“The one who lives thinking of fruit in Uranus will never eat a banana.”

If you’re too obsessed with absurd or far-off ideas, you’ll miss what’s right in front of you.

A binary dog will never pee you virtual bananas.

A purely logical or programmed entity (like AI) will never give you true absurdity, spontaneity, or joyfully irrational experiences (the “virtual bananas”).

“AI cannot peel the cat down to the dog’s bark”

AI can’t reduce complex, chaotic, or nuanced things (like a cat) into something simple or binary (like a dog’s bark).

“three horses, one carrot, a slice at a time or live in purple sauce”

When many want the same reward, it must be shared slowly—or chaos/absurdity ensues.

AI catalytic converter technology!

The Trump administration just yesterday stopped a long running data gathering effort to study women’s medical needs as they age. Decades of valuable information, blood samples interviews etc.

Fuck women right? Grab them by the pussy!

But not my daughter or my sister or my nieces or my mom. My sister in law might be interested though and her friend too, but that’s a whole nother story.

Ask? Nah! Grab a bat! This is your computer! Find the fucker and fuck’em up! Give him a taste of hi…oh dude! Not the eye balls! C’mon that’s too muc…that’s a knife! What are you doing! Oh shit! No! C’mon! Not the ball. Oh the entire thing!!! Oh put it in a ziplo…no! Not there! Oh my Jimmy Johnson! My holy jebus! I’m outta here! I don’t know you! Don’t call me!

LOL. Let’s lower that too?

How about lowering the sugar in that shit?