No way to have known this would happen.

What? My mother was a saint!

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Oh, okay.

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Perfect.

You would have fooled me if you’d have used more emojis.

We see the appeal to middle and upper management.

Won’t let me upload directly. Here’s a link: https://imgur.com/a/FwoVHO2

I saw the yakherds riding Honda motorcycles all over Gansu. Seems like a blast.

No, but it will gladly pretend to understand it. For a price.

Got room for one more at the ranch?

At least after hours of arguing with a bot and burning tons of money and energy you have a pile of code you can’t understand without paying a chatbot.

None. They’re all terrible.

100% of the worst devs in firmware have EE degrees.

Probably. See weird names and emails from what’s obviously the same person all the time.

Directors must be salivating at the idea of actors who never say “I’m cold” or “that’s dangerous” or “you’re a hack.”

Chat, please fix everything in the technical debt pile. Make no mistakes.

But don’t you want to pay to use the development tools you already own? Then not understand how the result works?