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minus-squarecheese_greater@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up53·edit-211 months agoTim Apple is like the only positive thing that came out of Trump’s mouth/presidency, except for very legal, very cool perfect phone calls gushing about chocolate cake while bombing Iraq Syria big, red button for Diet Coke room service in White House
minus-squareWashedOver@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38arrow-down1·11 months agoFormer President Drink Bleach was a source of many quips or words, good words for those reading along at a 4th grade level…
minus-squareSalvo@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·11 months agoHe did restore faith that George W Bush decision to finish reading a children’s book when the planes were crashing into the trade centre was the best choice.
minus-squarecheese_greater@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·edit-211 months agoLook, he’s got a couple pithy keepers, I’m secure enough in my political orientation to admit that. I always joke about perfect phone calls now lol Edit: also, thuh BEST/most POWERFUL wordz
minus-squareSeaJ@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·11 months agoMeatball Ron is pretty funny. Normally his nicknames for people are fucking stupid.
minus-squarecheese_greater@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-211 months agoPlease…Im gunna need a list of his greatest “hits” Edit: Ron DeathSentence, I’m officially deceased 🤣
minus-squareatx_aquarian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·11 months agoCovfefe has been a pretty fun word, as well as referring to “Mooch” as a unit of time.
minus-squareDontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·11 months agoPerson. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.
minus-squarecheese_greater@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-211 months agoU got me, but thats nitpicky lol Edit: i like how its set up so he can easily chunk it together Person = woman or man Camera = tv
minus-squarePatapon Enjoyer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·11 months agoVery stable brain
minus-squarecheese_greater@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-211 months ago the stable-est Like where voluminous bullshit and horseshit are generated on the daily. I’d say even when he’s constipated he always REGULAR lol😎
minus-squarefoggy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-211 months agoIdk man. Trump was easily the most comedically entertaining president. Like, not in a good way. Like, cofveve or whatever wtf? I’ll present you with Shane Gillis doing a bit
minus-squarePatapon Enjoyer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0arrow-down1·11 months agoBush Jr’s asinine ramblings were funnier IMO. “Now watch this drive” lives in my head rent free.
Tim Appleis like the only positive thing that came out of Trump’s mouth/presidency, except forFormer President Drink Bleach was a source of many quips or words, good words for those reading along at a 4th grade level…
He did restore faith that George W Bush decision to finish reading a children’s book when the planes were crashing into the trade centre was the best choice.
Look, he’s got a couple pithy keepers, I’m secure enough in my political orientation to admit that. I always joke about perfect phone calls now lol
Edit: also, thuh BEST/most POWERFUL wordz
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Meatball Ron is pretty funny. Normally his nicknames for people are fucking stupid.
Please…Im gunna need a list of his greatest “hits”
Edit: Ron DeathSentence, I’m officially deceased 🤣
Covfefe has been a pretty fun word, as well as referring to “Mooch” as a unit of time.
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.
U got me, but thats nitpicky lol
Edit: i like how its set up so he can easily chunk it together
Person = woman or man Camera = tv
Very stable brain
Like where voluminous bullshit and horseshit are generated on the daily. I’d say even when he’s constipated he always REGULAR lol😎
Idk man.
Trump was easily the most comedically entertaining president. Like, not in a good way. Like, cofveve or whatever wtf?
I’ll present you with Shane Gillis doing a bit
Bush Jr’s asinine ramblings were funnier IMO. “Now watch this drive” lives in my head rent free.